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  1. If we have Corona-Chan now, why there wasn't Ebola-Chan?

    1. The Auditor

      The Auditor

      Don't give the community ideas, pal.

    2. PlasmoidThunder


      Except there was.

  2. "Oh, really? Then let me toss a coin in that case... If I get heads, you'll die! But if I get tails... I'll kill you!"

  3. "Oh, please... I never betrayed you... If only for the fact I never was your ally to begin with!"

  4. OG Iori's Crouching Light Kick having infinite priority.

    While none Billy's staff attacks do.




  6. Today in "Quotes interrupted by immediate disaster":

    "Sausage Party... For Mature Audiences Only? Like, what you can possibly do with the foodstuff for a toon to get a Hard M rat-"

  7. Avolyn Tent, Stan Sonshiro, Tannis T. Reploid... Hmmmm, I'm starting to feel like an attorney over here... There must be some ace in a hole, I suspect it...

  8. Lariat guide for Dummies: Do the T-Pose and SPIN SPIN SPIN!

  9. Black Plague: Eyeryone made grim, horrifying tales about this virus.

    Coronavirus: Everyone made funny memes about this virus.


    Man, society has changed over a few centuries!

    1. Gaulbetti
    2. mulambo


      wanna go back to Inquisition times ? :P

  10. I don't think I have ever seen a 4channer that isn't pepewojaking...

  11. "0/10 - they weren't moving around Z-plane"

    some random critic, about Dragon Ball Fighter Z

  12. Coronavirus marches it's way into Russia, only to be stopped by some Arbidol pills.

  13. "I'm not that kind of guy, but-"


    Actually that kind of guy.

  14. If a food themed game had difficulty levels, thye would be named like:



    Medium Rare

    Hard Boiled

    Coke Milk

  15. Ah, the classic triangle: Fighter -> Darksider -> Psyche -> Fighter

  16. Three manlets walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

  17. "Thou haft more mysteries than Sinnoh dwellow!"

  18. Battling my way through Fighting EX Layer's Arcade Mode. Then I face Garuda, and hear his stage, Ocean Cave's theme. Ummmm, am I playing Fighting EX Layer, or Spark the Electric Jester?


    The fact that AI in Fighting EX Layer would act EXACTLY like some Arcade Platformer boss only makes the resemblance worse.

  19. If Mewtwo had Custom Specials:


    Neutral Special 2: Vacuum Ball

    Doesn't travel far, but draws adversaries and projectiles in.

    Neutral Special 3: Lingering Ball

    Shadow Ball instead obrits around you. Does less damage.

    Side Special 2: Telekinesis*

    If this move hits, you're free to move a projectile or adversary as you desire.

    Side Special 3: Hex*

    Doesn't spin, but deals bonus damage to enemies with status effect. Try it with Glare or Heal Block!

    Up Special 2: Phantom Force

    Trigger shadow explosion at your teleport location. Takes longer to teleport and recover.

    Up Special 3: Powerport

    Teleports you farther, but leaves you open to attack.

    Down Special 2: Glare*

    Make eye contact to curse the last special move they've used.

    Down Special 3: Heal Block

    Turns the healing of your adversaries into damage. Doesn't need eye contact.


    *1 - Note that Mewtwo will be frozen in place(or slowly fall down if used mid-air) while you control whatever you hit.

    *2 - Shrinking, Slow-Mo(Timer or Witch Time), and Mewtwo's two custom Down Specials. This version of Side Special doesn't reflect projectiles.

    *3 - If they try to use it again, they will be stunned or spiked, as if they were hit by Deku Nut. Lasts 15 seconds, but hitting Mewtwo shortens the timer. Heal Block also lasts 15 seconds and subject to shortening.

  20. "Tell me, Dracula, do you bleed?"

    "How can you be such a fool? I regenerate too fast to bleed."

    "Not if I apply some silver to you."

    1. Noside


      What if Dracula turns into a Bat and flies away?

  21. They gutted Me First from Sword/Shield. No more Me First Accelgors!

    1. Noside


      I've heard that a ton of Pokemons are missing, especially from the 1st generation.

  22. That one fateful Sigma broadcast

    "I've come to make an announcement, Zero's a hoe-butt motherducker! He sliced my ducking secretary! That's right, he took his green zed-duckin'-saber out and he sliced my ducking secretary, and he said his saber was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Light.com: Zero, you've got a small saber, It's the size of Megaman's normal buster shot, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my sword looks like: that's right baby, tall points, green glow, thick laser-blade — look at that, it looks like two spikes and a glowstick. He ducked my secretary, so guess what, I'm gonna duck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER GENMU!! Except I'm not gonna slice the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm slicing THE MOON! How do you like that, Maverick Hunters? I SLICED THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS! You have twenty-three hours before the sword beeeeeeeeeeeeeams hit the ducking Earth, now get outta my ducking sight, before I slice you too!"

  23. No wonder why Dexit happened, look at all that shit happening in Galar!

  24. The Virgin gently opening the door

    The someCHAD

  25.  - I don't like Kirby...

     - You what?!

     - I mean, the design wasn't good, among other things. Bubsy, on the other hand...

     - Don't you dare-...

     - But I don't say I like Bubsy so much...

     - Oh...

     - He's just a close second to my boy Tingle!

     - !!!

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