I am a futanari, the true self.
....Kidding, I'm a huge fan of cartoons, superheroes, anime, and wrestling. And I love to eat candy (skittles and lollipops, mostly). My hobbies include sleeping, gaming, sleeping, and going to the movies. I'm also a gigantic pervert. I watch a lot of porn. Madison Ivy is my wife.
Uh, hope we can be friends and stuff..?