Scrombo Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 The Post-a-Joke Thread Since apparently this is the first thread in this section, I wanted to make it a dumb one. Post a joke. Any joke. A knock-knock joke. An anti-joke. A jojoke. Heck, even a corny joke, or a joke about corn. I'll start. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Galvatron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSBKing65✯ Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 What's a magician's favorite ice cream flavor? Spoiler Fabracadabra! Scrombo and Galvatron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlasmoidThunder Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 How did the round table come to be? Spoiler They were originally going to make a square table, but decided to cut corners. Galvatron and Scrombo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Green Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Din's Fire. Am I doing this right? Scrombo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadragon77 Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Not really, Big Green. Anyway... I got puns! Good puns, bad puns... it would be a total 'pun'-ishment to not like them. Scrombo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandCoffeee Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I like this thread. What kind of cheese isn't yours? Spoiler Nacho Cheese! Scrombo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Green Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Why did the corn ditch his girlfriend? Spoiler She was a stalker! SSBKing65✯ and Scrombo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrombo Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have petals, except for the duck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoySquadRocks Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 What's black, white, and red all over? Spoiler A penguin with too much sunburn! Scrombo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Green Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Why did the chicken cross the road? Spoiler To avoid overused jokes about it doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandCoffeee Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Why do gorillas have big fingers? Spoiler To pick their big noses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrombo Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandCoffeee Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap around his waste. Spoiler The psychiatrist says, "Well, clearly I can see your nuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSBKing65✯ Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Spoiler He wanted to see time fly! 00EccoTenshi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrombo Posted January 9, 2017 Author Share Posted January 9, 2017 Why can't the dinosaurs drive? Because they're dead! DuckAzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandCoffeee Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Local Area Network in Australia Spoiler the LAN down under. Scrombo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrombo Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share Posted January 11, 2017 Did you hear the one about a man who lost his left arm and left leg? That's okay, he's alright now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoySquadRocks Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 How do you get straight A's? Spoiler Use a ruler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandCoffeee Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Spoiler He was lucky it was a soft drink. Scrombo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrombo Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 I saw two antennas get married. The service was boring... ...But the reception was phenomenal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSBKing65✯ Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Why is Peter Pan always flying? Spoiler Because he Never Lands! Scrombo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowering Knight Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Quote 2016. Scrombo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrombo Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 Might as well revive this thread. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillie's 音MADs Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Well, that was ONIXpected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoySquadRocks Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 What's the best way to catch a fish? Spoiler Have someone throw it at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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