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  1. Nintendo Labo already being used for military use.


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    2. Xiristatos


      Then those "scientists" are just bullshitting. If you really need a retarded winky face to convey sarcasm (of all things) in your jokes to someone, then that someone shouldn't even be on the internet in the first place.

    3. Darkflare
    4. Xiristatos


      By now you should have realized that I, Xiristatos, am an enormous fuckhead. I get pissed off by pretty much everything that involves... no, just everything. I didn't even need any source, for what I, Xiristatos, said was mostly intended to be directly inflammatory to anyone that can't communicate with anything that doesn't have emoticons in them... that's all.


      There's no reason for me to be the most detestable thing ever, it's just what I'm great at.

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    Chicks do dig the bad boys.

    1. NEON 7

      NEON 7

      And that's why we're doomed to die alone...



      (Insert comforting meme here)

    2. sonikun


      Can I be a bad boy?

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    1. RobotMonkeyHæd


      Alas, the mystery of the top has been solved.

    2. The Auditor

      The Auditor

      The shell has spoken!

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    Whoa, this reminds me of certain people in Mugen.

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    2. sonikun
    3. Eduardo Merenda

      Eduardo Merenda

      Yes, but is it that the function of those who know is to help open the eyes of those who fail to notice their shortcomings?

      For example, I have little ability to socialize with people around me. I spent about five years until I had some notion of the basic skills (courage, intelligence and charm, for those who want to know), and I had to do it all myself. And I'm still a long way from the Silvio Santos level of charisma.

    4. Ex✭Cᴀʜᴍ


      I´m looking at a mirror but not sure if should feel good or bad about it----

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    No relation to the former NBA star, I'm sure.


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    Happy new year!

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    Talk about leaving a first impression.

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    2. Xiristatos


      I wouldn't, but prejudice is quite a hated thing of mine and prematurely judging another person just kinda pisses me off, whether it works or not.

    3. Darkflare


      You're thinking about this the wrong way. This is just a subconscious thing we do whether we want to or not. Prejudice sucks and it's not something I advocate doing, but we humans are imperfect and just happen to be wired that way.

      Don't think too much about it.

    4. Xiristatos


      Thinking too much is certainly one thing I, Xiristatos, do way too much.

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    Well, if they invite you there, I don't think it's to meet Yogi...

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    Or you could just not be on Facebook at all.

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    2. sonikun


      Never used it, never will

    3. Xiristatos


      Registered in 2010, really used it for a few days... then occasionally visited it a few weeks... and then I, Xiristatos, pretty much left my account to rot there forever... except for those inevitable birthdays where suddenly everyone of your long-dead "friends" shows up just to "congratulate" me and I have to at least look for a few seconds...


      Basically, it's useless to me.

    4. HelloMyNameIsAAA




      Basically the only reason why I use Facebook.

  11. I hate surprises, they always bring disappointment.

    1. Arringtastic1992


      Excuse me @Darkflare Is Rera mad at everyone when she was being punished my Akuma?

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    5 more minutes, mom.

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    Not so cool now, huh?

    1. sonikun
    2. Pluscross


      Psychology is a joke.


      ...It's all about the genes.

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    I can't think of a cheesy comment

    1. RobotMonkeyHæd


      Comment with extra cheese coming right up.

      I mean as an ex chef, I'm no muenster but havarti eaten enough cheese to brie happy about it.  If feta already helped,
      that's pretty gouda, but which chevre way it is, me an cheese, we romano e mono.  Swiss cheesy enough now think.  There, ricotta get goin.

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    Don't swim in pools.

    1. NEON 7

      NEON 7



      All jokes aside, that should be common knowledge.

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    Being in the cold makes you a jerk.

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    Red Bull gives you crippling depression.

  18. After 74 days, my suffering is finally over...



    The lights are back in my house.

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    Your waifu is as real as how you want it to be.

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    2. Darkflare


      Not a repost. You're thinking of the one that was about you taking traits from a fictional character as you read about them.

    3. Pluscross


      That must be it for sure, that sounds extremely familiar.

    4. SSBK65


      I have always been very attached to characters, like Princess Daisy, Zangya, and now Rachel Wilson. When you remove a character for 6 years and people still want to see them make a comeback, you know you screwed up.

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    Call in sick.

    1. Pluscross


      Is it Ferris Beuler's release date or something?